THE CRAZIEST COUGH SYRUP

So you've found a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your taste buds because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is sticky, like a potion brewed in a mad scientist's lab. It tastes like licorice and regret and smells like something died in there. But hey, it might just knock that cough right out of ya! Just be warned: It's not for